I’ll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it’s honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon.

Only cheaters prosper.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we’re prepared to violate.

Right now I’ve got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don’t taunt elephants. Rule two: don’t stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock.

Mon canard est en feu!

Maxim 6: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.

When the messenger arrives and says ‘Don’t shoot the messenger,’ it’s a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

Exit strategies are for people who don't have battleplates.I have personally exited two battleplates because of people who didn't have exit strategies.- Admiral Emm and Kowalski